“he hang in there. the ambulance came. everyone loved it.”
the most precious of all babies
#EVERYTHING #FUCK #THIS MAKES ME FEEL TEN TIMES MORE THINGS NOW
^^^^^^THESE TAGS^^^^^^
(Source: ohcararara)
I will personally hunt you down using my fucking ridiculous tracking skills that I have honed for the past three decades as a government agent and come to your place of establishment. I will be happily eating an assortment of powdered and chocolate donuts as I rip your laptop from your tazed twitching fingers and I will be not so secretly amused as you drool into the carpet. I will delete all the spoiler posts as reruns of Supernanny play harmoniously in the background. Then I will proceed to stuff your body into my company S.H.I.E.L.D car where I will then have the Hulk ‘hulk smash’ you so that you are a gigantic mess for Mr.Stark’s Dummy to clean up. Then I will use my super secret assassins to dispose of what little remains of your body and erase your existence from this world.
Yes, I can do that.
Have a nice day from the offices of S.H.I.E.L.D!
Clark Gregg just posted on his twitter that Marvel got him his own Avengers poster because fans were asking for it.
I kid you not.In honor of this fabulousness, a double poster post.
It’s about fucking time!
Title: Cut
Characters: Phil Coulson, Nick Fury
Summary: When you wear a suit and carry a gun, you have two options.
Notes: Gen/Deathfic/Drabble. Posted on AO3.
“I can’t kill someone with a bag of flour!”
Oh but yes sir, you can.

Tiny Avengers hangout! So tiny. Don’t know why I’ve been drawing so tiny lately. Click here for big!
everything. about. this.
I will always reblog your face, sir.
(Source: dancys)
I am jealous of both of these beautiful people rn.
(Source: fandomtotebag)
I SEE NO COULSON. CAN WE JUST AGREE THAT THE FILM SHOULD IN FACT BE LOKI VS. COULSON?
WILL THAT APPEASE ALL OF US?
YES. THIS IS PERFECTION.

HOW IS CLIMB