I will personally hunt you down using my fucking ridiculous tracking skills that I have honed for the past three decades as a government agent and come to your place of establishment. I will be happily eating an assortment of powdered and chocolate donuts as I rip your laptop from your tazed twitching fingers and I will be not so secretly amused as you drool into the carpet. I will delete all the spoiler posts as reruns of Supernanny play harmoniously in the background. Then I will proceed to stuff your body into my company S.H.I.E.L.D car where I will then have the Hulk ‘hulk smash’ you so that you are a gigantic mess for Mr.Stark’s Dummy to clean up. Then I will use my super secret assassins to dispose of what little remains of your body and erase your existence from this world.
Yes, I can do that.
Have a nice day from the offices of S.H.I.E.L.D!
Clark Gregg just posted on his twitter that Marvel got him his own Avengers poster because fans were asking for it.
I kid you not.
In honor of this fabulousness, a double poster post.
It’s about fucking time!