“Father of Cersei, Jaime and Tyrion, Tywin Lannister is the wealthiest man in the Seven Kingdoms. Officially Hand of the King to his grandson Joffrey, he has assigned the position to Tyrion while he wages war against Robb Stark.” - HBO Character Page
Charles Dance, your face is amazing.
Here, boy. Melt it down and add it to the others, if you like. It will do you more good than the swords in the hands of these five. Perhaps Lord Stannis will chance to sit on it when he takes your throne.
Barristan Fucking Selmy, everyone.